australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864Actually, it’s coral blue #3
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
My wedding vow:
"Prepare for trouble!"
"Make it double!"