istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

 

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

image

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

destinydeoxys:

My wedding vow:

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"